two shakes of a lamb's tail

To do something as soon as possible.

Person1: "Can I have a cheese burguer with fries?"
Person2: "Sure, I'll get it in two shakes of a lamb's tail"

Person1: "Get your ass over here!!"
Person2: "I'll be there in less than two shakes of a lamb's tail boss."

by TheOhJeez November 2, 2009

the shakes

Uncontrollable torso shivers. Usually caused by some disturbing thought, visual, or sound. However, may occasionally be induced at random for what seems to be no reason whatsoever.

"Goddamn, I just got the shakes!"

by Nick Crawford December 9, 2007

Shakespeare

The God of English Literature. He makes horror movie icons look like sissies and dictators like civilians.

Dude 1:Man, reading Macbeth is much more eye scorching than staring at the sun.
Dude 2:I know how it feels. Shakespeare made Alexander the Great look like a panzy with his writing.

by Christopher Henderson January 19, 2009

Reverse Shakespeare

The act of giving a woman half the amount of poison that Romeo gives Juliet in order to knock her unconscious in order to commit heinous sexual acts.

Man: Hey girl, drink this
Girl: Ok. No problem
(Girl then falls to ground unconscious)
Man: Best! No I can proceed to carrot this chick in the butt. Thanks reverse shakespeare.

by koolSWEDE January 27, 2011

tuna shamed

When your vagina smells so bad that other people can smell it too and you are asked to leave a public place or public transport...

Oh my God, I've been at a festival all weekend, hope I don't get Tuna shamed on the train...

by Pj77 August 31, 2017

Shales

Generally a pretty girl, unique in her own ways. She has her moments! Love sharing with others, friendly, forgive but doesn't forget, smart, playful, and different from other girls

You need a Shales in your life

by Shales January 17, 2015

shame

to committ sexual abuse with a monkey

OH MY GOD!!! You committed SHAME!!!

by boys May 8, 2005