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Senator Velveeta

In discussing why Senator John McCain is always on the Sunday morning political shows after losing the 2008 election to Barack Obama (12 times in 8 months), Davis X. Machina coined the term "Senator Velveeta" as such:

"McCain's a brand name. In a country where Velveeta™ is sold as cheese, McCain can be sold as a statesman."
I see that Senator Velveeta will be on Meet the Press, again!!.
by ascap_scab August 30, 2009
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Senioritis

(noun)- a mental condition that affects both the frontal and temporal lobes of the human brain, causing interferences with primary brain functions such as the regulation of consciousness, capacity for learning, production of dopamine, memory formation and recollection of data

Side effects may include, but are not limited to hypersomnia, academic amnesia, chronic apathy, Taco Bell, tardiness, temporary illiteracy, Netflixophilia and spending more time trying to produce a clever Facebook status than working on homework assignments

Ask your doctor to tell your professor how Senioritis is affecting you today.
I got my major in procrastination. #senioritis
by tacohell April 21, 2014
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seato

Brenda: "Oh gosh that picture is so seato!"
Sam: "I know right!"
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Senior Hallway

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Santo

A guy who'll jump into danger for women but wouldn't even move if his guy friends were on fire
Adi: He would rather die for a random girl than help me move out.
Giffee:Don't bother man. He's such a Santo!
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Santos

The Santos is a guy you definitely someone you don’t want to mess with. His right hand man SHREDDER12283 and Debby the delinquent are two extreme lads. This absolute chad will mess everyone up who gets in his way, will easily steal your girl, and will flex with all his la coste and off white on you, and remember...
No Armani, no panani
Sam: yo, where’s the Santos at?

Debby: probably smashing some girl right now

Sam: ahh, no surprise, he is the Santos
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kelmscott senior high school

A school where every second student is on drugs. Kelmscott senior high school is where you can probably ask anyone for weed and get some (it will be laced with something). Although they like to pride themselves on the good ATAR scores every year with the "wE ArE bETEr ThAN ApPLEcRoSs!!!!" excuse (they're not). The weed is shit. You'd expect nothing less in the city of Armadale. Pure methhead goodness.
Person 1: that twelve year old looks like he is on seventeen different types of drugs.
Person 2: he must go to kelmscott senior high school
by extrememastubater4000 May 29, 2019
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