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SCRUB

RANDY just HELLA SCRUBBED and ate it!!! HHAHAHA
by Big Bertheeezeee October 18, 2008
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scrubba

A dirty monkey that likes to diddle with little boys weewees. He likes to climb trees in Africa and find monkey droppings, and eat them. He is gay, and has mated with over 10,038 homosexual animals, including humans, dogs, cats, mosquitos, bacteria, elephants, blue whales, and the rare Martinius Klingonius. Scrubbas usually have an exceptionally large afro, and they seldom shower. Scrubbas do not hit puberty until their late fifties, so most Scrubba will never live to hit puberty. The Scrubba can take extraordinarily large amounts of pain and suffering, as he is constantly attacked by the larger predators such as Jacobius Dumbassius, and Hockius Playerius. If you wish to capture a wild Scrubba, do not shower for a month, as clean smells scare it away, and bring some Yu-Gi-Oh cards or Pokemon games along, and it will surely join you. If you feel a finger diddling your anus or penis while you are sleeping, do not fret, the Scrubba is just expressing his love for you.
by Jake December 18, 2003
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scrubby

the fuckin weird kid with ADD that runs around the dorm in a white ninja costume and plays video games nonstop. gives blowjobs to fat red-headed slobs. the kid you feed beef stick dog treats to.
"there goes scrubby... sneaking around in his raiden hat and speaking japanese again"
by mer October 14, 2004
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scrufy

by Matthew Kelly January 19, 2003
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Scrubalicious

Somebody thats proud to be a scrub and doesnt care what people think
Her: I cant be with you, your a loser that will never amount to nothing and your dirty.

Him: Im Scrubalicious! :)
by HomieStylez February 21, 2008
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scrub

Someone who doesn't care much about what they do or how they look doing it. Or if you just do something very very stupid.
((Girl walks into classroom for a class one day dressed in XXL sweatpants and a huge baggy sweatshirt, no makeup, hair looks nasty, but shes in perfect good health, just very lazy))
"Wow Anne, you are dressed like a scrub."

(Someone just hurdled a ping pong table to impress a girl, and crackled their head open, needing 5 staples in their head.)
"That was a really scrub thing to do"
by Heebs November 15, 2007
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Scrub

A scrub is a guy who thinks hes fine an is also known as a bustdown. Always talkin about wat he wants an sits on his broke ass.
U a scrub, stop askin for my number u lame !
by Scrubaholic December 9, 2008
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