Scandalocity

The velocity at which one becomes scandalous.

It was apparent that they had reached maximum scandalocity.

by rophergro December 11, 2011

sandychaps

When you have sand lodged in places it doesn't belong.

Person 1: The other day I was building a sandcastle only to discover upon standing that I had a serious case of sandychaps.
Person 2: Bummer.

by LordPhalange July 6, 2011

Sandy Towel

To have sand resting in ones pubic hair or on the pubic mound, making any activity extremely uncomfortable.

We where having sex on the beach but it hurt to much because of my sandy towel

by i fuckar tu madre August 11, 2011

Sandy Brownie

The act of cunnilingus with an African-American woman on a sandy beach.

-How was you trip to Miami Jim?

-Pretty good, had a few sandy brownies.

by Miillard Hunt October 14, 2011

Sandy Slap

When you spank someone at the same time you call them the sand nigger

"I was makin' love to my drunka and he done gave me a sandy slap on my ass."

by Guidette Negrisha October 15, 2011

Scandalwich

The result of 2 or more scandals in a period of time.

The Ricky Nixon Sex Scandal and the Jerry Sandusky child abuse scandal is an example of a fucking massive Scandalwich.

by backotruck June 28, 2012

Scandanglomerican

An American who is of Anglo and Scandinavian descent.

Bruce: My father was of English and Scots-Irish ancestry, my mother was Norwegian and Swedish. I guess that would make me a Scandanglomerican.

Linda: Don't talk so fancy. You're from Wisconsin. You're just another stinking Cheesehead.

by GBofWI July 3, 2012