Either blonde, lesbian, or both. Always thinks someones saying Sam cause it rhymes with everything. Doesn't like being called Samantha cause it feels like shes in trouble. Don't hug her unless you wanna be in pain because a skeleton weighs more then her. If she likes you, your new middle name is Grace-LaBertha. She's the type that would slip on a grape and fall in the trash and then pretend like it didn't happen. Always has a stuffy nose and one watering eye, possibly from someone farting on her pillow. Missing a front tooth from biting a faulty burrito. Way too honest. Father disowned her cause she thinks she's black. Hasn't aged in ten years. Her hairs been tied up her entire life. Wears way too much eye liner. Only wears sweats so she looks like a homeless person but nobody will give her money. Burps louder then any man and never says excuse me. One classy girl.
Friend: *Farts on Samanthas pillow everytime she leaves the room*
Samantha: "Omg I think I have pink eye".
Annoying Person: "Hey, hows it going Sam I am?!"
Samantha: *Annoyed*
Samantha: "Did someone say my name?"
Person: "I said ham".
Significant Other: "...Samantha?"
Samantha: Don't ever call me that again!!
Samantha: "Did you say Sam or damn?"
Samantha: "Omg I think I have pink eye".
Annoying Person: "Hey, hows it going Sam I am?!"
Samantha: *Annoyed*
Samantha: "Did someone say my name?"
Person: "I said ham".
Significant Other: "...Samantha?"
Samantha: Don't ever call me that again!!
Samantha: "Did you say Sam or damn?"
by Samma ramma ding dong November 6, 2019
Get the Samantha mug.Either blonde, lesbian, or both. Always thinks someones saying Sam cause it rhymes with everything. Doesn't like being called Samantha cause it feels like shes in trouble. Don't hug her unless you wanna be in pain because a skeleton weighs more then her. If she likes you, your new middle name is Grace-LaBertha. She's the type that would slip on a grape and fall in the trash and then pretend like it didn't happen. Always has a stuffy nose and one watering eye, possibly from someone farting on her pillow. Missing a front tooth from biting a faulty burrito. Way too honest. Father disowned her cause she thinks she's black. Hasn't aged in ten years. Her hairs been tied up her entire life. Wears way too much eye liner. Only wears sweats so she looks like a homeless person but nobody will give her money. Burps louder then any man and never says excuse me. One classy girl.
Friend: *Farts on Samanthas pillow everytime she leaves the room*
Samantha: "Omg I think I have pink eye".
Annoying Person: "Hey, hows it going Sam-I-am?!" *Crazy laugh*
Samantha: "Thats so clever..."
Samantha: "Did someone say my name?"
Person: "I said ham".
Significant Other: "Did you hear what I said?...Samantha?"
Samantha: Don't ever call me that again!!
Samantha: "Did you say Sam or damn?"
Samantha: "Omg I think I have pink eye".
Annoying Person: "Hey, hows it going Sam-I-am?!" *Crazy laugh*
Samantha: "Thats so clever..."
Samantha: "Did someone say my name?"
Person: "I said ham".
Significant Other: "Did you hear what I said?...Samantha?"
Samantha: Don't ever call me that again!!
Samantha: "Did you say Sam or damn?"
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Get the Samantha mug.She can be good sometimes, but not so good at others. For every happy moment there's a sad one, for every laugh there's a tear. Her personality is the same way, it has its ups and downs. Her pets aren't necessarily bad, but they are very boring. She is usually pretty mellow. Her face is very pretty but her clothing style sucks. Her voice is sometimes very monotone and lifeless, and sometimes has a large range full of emotion. Overall, Samantha is just the world's okayest girl.
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