Jerk-off salt

When a guy nuts onto a napkin and bakes it so it gets all dry and crumbly. Used for salting foods and maybe drinks, especially good on pasta.

Yo Andy lets make some jerk-off salt tonight.
Sure I got an oven at my place Ali.

by NiggaNoit October 6, 2019

nurse salt

The nickname for popular soft drink Diet Dr Pepper, due to the nurse-like appearance of the white, silver and red packaging.

Lojack: I'm craving a Dr Pepper but I don't want all those calories

Gogo: Girl, you need to make an appointment with Nurse Salt

by crazylidz August 20, 2008

bomb ass salt

pure, long lasting, slow burning, crystal clear, meth that is recieved in the form of shards in generous amounts, and is also delivered

man, that is some bomb ass salt, i've been on one for days and i still got some left. whered that shit come from? damn, cause one hit and oooo, that is some bomb ass salt.

by melanie mueller August 26, 2006

Pounding Salt

When you are a loser virgin and can't get any vag, When you don't go out because you would rather sit in your bed and watch t.v., when you go home early (without anyone) because you're too drunk to do anything that adds to the table, When you go to red lobster and get lobster with extra butter but you wake up and you were actually just laying on your bed naked. When you take a girl all the way to her house and she doesn't let you have sex in her, when you try talking to someone but you realize they are just nodding and laughing at you because they hate you, or you play golf.

Dad: Hey wanna go out tonight and grab a few beers?

Brotein: Woah, a few beers? I only need one.

Dad: Oh yeah I forgot that you pound salt.

Tommy: Hey I woke up naked on my bed this morning with no girl...

Ricky Martin: Hah, yeah check this picture out of your lobster balls... You pound salt, wanna get a burrito?

Kevin: Hey Box, wanna put it in the air?

Jesse: Nah, I am a bitch

Kevin: Salty McSalt Pounder with a side of pounding salt

Jesse: Giggity

by StayatHomeDad December 1, 2010

Bath Salt

A chemical that has become a very powerful drug. Also, found in the stomach of most zombies. Ever since the government created it to eradicate the homosexual community, it has caused nothing but media panic within the Country of the U.S.A. Much is not known of this drug, although it is known that the zombie apocalypse that has left millions dead has been caused from this drug.

Symptoms may include:

Pumpkin Raping.

Eating Penises.

Eating Bills vetoed by the 17th president Andrew Johnson.

On rare occasion, people have been noted to eat faces.

"Hey, what would be a great way to eradicate life on earth as we know it?"

"Fuck man, i don't know. Like bath salt?"

"Haha your a dumbass man, no one can get fucked up by that!"

"Challenge excepted."

by GuidoWhoFistPumps December 18, 2012

Sea-salt Shooter

(n.) - the male reproductive organ, better known as the cockasaurus rex, and occasionally referred to as the blue-veined junket pumper.

"so like I's sayin nigga, dat goofy ass hoe was tryna beat around da bush... so I whipped out my sea-salt shooter launched dat bitch a salty cannon ball right in da dome piece!"
"yea nigga show dat hoe who's boss"
"oh nigga I did!"

by Kyle R. Montgomery January 12, 2009

Arizona Salt Licker

When a male buries himself under the ground in Arizona, he then sticks his Penis above the ground so a deer will lick it.

Hope: "Hey Grace, had you seen Jake last night?"

Grace: "No Hope, but I do believe Jake got an Arizona Salt Licker last night.

Hope: "Bet it felt great Grace."

by jkldosan a673 July 8, 2011