Swamp Ass

When the crack off someones butt becomes so sweaty do to strenuous physical activity. Usually takes place in humid areas.

man i hate doing yard work. ya i know what you mean, i still have swamp ass from that shit.

by kronickilla October 6, 2010

Swamp Ass

A common description of the weather in Southern Georgia, particularly Valdosta, in the American South, in the southeastern United States

My brother was explaining the humidity in Valdosta, Georgia and said "'Have you ever heard of 'swamp ass'?

by 88mphsss July 29, 2011

Swampy Romp

A date between Martha Halftrack and Bryant Hollifield. Held unbeknownst to her husband, Amos. Its very sneaky; the other soldiers don't know they're doing it. But Amos finds out everytime.

Marty: Hey, how about a Swampy Romp tonight? We'll sneak around and the boys won't even know.

Bryant: Great! I bet Papa Amos will be mad as a hornet.

Marty: Knowing him he probably will. He'll probably make us do a PT workout. But, hey, its just us. Nobody else.

Bryant: But what if he saw? Would he tell? Would I get thrown off base?

Amos: (hearing Bryant) No. We would never throw you off the base. Not here at Camp Swampy, anyway. Remember, I'm your Papa Amos. And I love you.

Marty: Yeah, and I'm your Grandma Marty. You can't forget that! We always have these little dates. So we're always rompin' around the Swamp.

Bryant: We'll romp around the Swamp tonight. We'll romp around it 'till broad daylight. We're gonna romp, gonna romp, gonna romp around tonight. Its a Swampy Romp!

by Dusty's Baby Powder August 4, 2011

swampy nympho

female who is constantly wet, and is always ready to go (nymphomaniac).

Dude, don't leave your girlfriend and me alone. She's such a swampy nympho that she'd jump on my dick if she had the chance.

by redhotie752 September 3, 2011

Swamp Cooch

The situation, occuring when fluid consisting of water with small amounts of urea and salts, is excreted through the clothing of a woman in the vaginal region due to exercise and persperation.

Dude, it must be hot out today.

Why?

Cause that girl got off her bike and she has swamp cooch.

by asstrotep September 26, 2011

Swamp Ass

the sweating of your butt after a long day of work.

It's been 5 hours I'm starting to get swamp ass.

by TortillaLover September 4, 2015

Swamp beaver

A Swamp Beaver is a vagina that hasn't been cleaned for several days in high heat and humidity. Several different types of flora and fauna have been known to thrive in this environment.

Jesus Jessica, my baunch has gone full Swamp Beaver in this heat!

by Thrasherff August 29, 2017