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smurfing

Mostly said in CSGO to people who are low ranked to people who are "low ranked"
Player 1: guys i think Player 3 is a smurf
Player 2: so what we're being boosted
Player 1,4,5: finally a rank up game
Player 3: I just train with expert bots this is my main account and I dont smurf but thanks for the compliment to my skill

That exampl isn't the best but it somewhat makes smurfing good if you're on there side, but if there are 2 smurfs both on oppisot teams they will knife fight or AWP
by The Scrub Named Redx616 May 13, 2016
mugGet the smurfingmug.

Smurfed

While using a porta-potty, the blue water splashes up on your ass.
I just got smurfed in the porta-potty.
by Skinflick October 29, 2020
mugGet the Smurfedmug.

Clean Smurf

The act of tonguing a persons anus with such ferocity that the recipient finds themselves “clean” upon completion of the act; as well as the provider of such services finding themselves blue in the face from lack of consistent oxygen while attaching themselves to the surface of some lucky persons anus more efficiently then the vacuum at the car wash when it catches that Dunkin’ Donuts bag in your back seat.
Dude, I ain’t even gonna lie, that girl gave me a full blown clean Smurf, in the backseat of my Focus none the less, so yeah you should absolutely fuck her if you can make it happen
by EyeWoodSmazzSewHurd March 8, 2023
mugGet the Clean Smurfmug.

smurf

by Wawie October 20, 2012
mugGet the smurfmug.

Smurf

Seahag
Smurf is a seahag
by dAyDaY03 April 11, 2022
mugGet the Smurfmug.

shit and smurf

what the shit and smurf was that
mugGet the shit and smurfmug.

Poppa Smurf

An engorging penis.
"Stop talking dirty like that or I'm gunna poppa smurf."
by Whoa Nebster November 16, 2018
mugGet the Poppa Smurfmug.

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