sloppy joed

the act of being so sloppy drunk that any Joe will do.

Karen was sloppy joed again this weekend and woke up with no cellphone to call an Uber of shame or postmate her morning Starbucks sugar milk.

by KarensRntUs June 17, 2020

Hot Sloppy

A diarrhea-like poop

Ew, do you smell Will in there? Hes making a hot sloppy.

by Walkira November 10, 2019

Sloppy Chicken

When he invite her over for a booty call and then continues to pursue pointless projects all night instead.

I shaved my legs and everything but he turned out to be a sloppy chicken!

by elsbeth March 31, 2022

Sloppy Austin

When you’re giving a blowjob, and you start scatting with the dick in your mouth

Person A- things were really heating up with John last night, so I pulled out the Sloppy Austin
Person B- Damn! He must’ve came buckets!

by 1Tubesoc1 November 13, 2020

sloppy fabiano

A sandwich consisting of cold bolognese sauce and a Sister Schubert Dinner Roll. Revered as a lunch staple among catering staff.

A regional term established in Knoxville, Tennessee amongst back of house kitchen staff.

Me: hey man, what are you eating?

Them: a Sloppy Fabiano.

Me: damn, can you make me one?

by Mother of Fat Dragons October 05, 2019

sloppy hamster

where you give a guy head and as he cums you shoves a hamster on his dick

last night my girl give me a sloppy hamster

by myyeeter July 19, 2023

sloppy dice

Noun. Also known as 76, derived from Rule #76 - no excuses, play like a champion. A game that'll loosen morals, challenge friendships and ensure that you're B.A.C. is at a Sheen level throughout. There is no victor, everyone wins and loses and the game concludes when all parties are physically incapable of consuming copious quantities of alcohol.

Dude I played sloppy dice last night - broke up with my girlfriend, shit my pants and went to jail. You tryin to play again tonight?

by StonedWall Jackson January 17, 2014