sloppy toddler

When you give head to somebody with a very small, toddler size penis using a lot of saliva.

“How was your date last night?”
“NEVER AGAIN! He asked for a sloppy toddler!”

by RaaWrxsdddd// July 28, 2018

Sloppy Dallas

When a you give a blowjob with a mouth full of dip

That chick Doobrah from the bar last night gave me a Sloppy Dallas, it was great but now I need a shower.

by Ranbotnic October 15, 2020

Sloppy Sebass

When you break up with your girlfriend for someone else and decline that it ever happened.

Person 1: I can't believe he just dumped janiqua for allison

Person 2: what a sloppy sebass move
Person 1: Yeah sloppy sebassed all over the place on that one

by broseph6699 November 19, 2019

Sloppy Grandma

It is when you get a blowjob from an old woman without teeth

"hey dude i got a sloppy grandma from mikes grandma last nigt"
"damn bro what the hell"

by nletsgo12 November 30, 2021

sloppy hamster

where you give a guy head and as he cums you shoves a hamster on his dick

last night my girl give me a sloppy hamster

by myyeeter July 19, 2023

Sloppy eater

An Untidy, dirty and careless eater

Don't be a sloppy eater! 😤
Eat carefully!

by My English May 6, 2018

The Sloppy Bosnian

A term used for any item, most of the time referring to a piece of food, that looks like, smells like, or tastes like a piece of shit.

"Jesus Christ dude that chili looks like shit! What are they serving today? The Sloppy Bosnian?"

by TheAlbanianHalfPoundKick October 15, 2019