"Dang, girl! Doze shorts so short I can see the dookie in yo butts."
"DAD, how many times do I have to tell you not to wear your Dookie Shorts when I have friends over!?"
"DAD, how many times do I have to tell you not to wear your Dookie Shorts when I have friends over!?"
by Almighty Zardoz August 22, 2011
Get the Dookie Shorts mug.The area adjacent to the friend zone where a guy has no chance because he is shorter than she is. This is worse than being in the friend zone because, unless you can still grow, you have no hope of moving out of the short zone. Guys in the short zone must resort to the nice guy role, the acquaintance role, or just set up their tall friends. Good luck to all of you in the short zone we feel for you.
Me: “Hey, who was that? Did you get things going with her?”
Friend: “No, she’s 6’. She short zoned me before I talked to her.”
Friend: “No, she’s 6’. She short zoned me before I talked to her.”
by Something Stupid September 27, 2014
Get the short zone mug.a cross between a midget and an asshole,mostly meaning a poor excuse for an italian,enjoys going tanning,lifting and thinking hes better then everyone...also doin stuff with his ass pirate mike,and last but probably the most important getting a piercing just like chris cuz he knows hes the man with that fake shit in his ear
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