Bang on Shift

Bang on Shift

To masturbate. When you push the shift key on a windows computer 5 times in a row, you get stickykeys. Such as when masturbating to porn and not catching your mess.

See masturbate

John: What did you do last night?

Tim: My girlfriend wouldn't give me any so i had to bang on shift.

by TR MV November 18, 2009

Shift

A word that means the same as served.

Nigga, you just got Shifted.

by DudE August 10, 2004

shiffy

Girls naturally born with bad attitudes, which are reflected in there ugly "shit faces"

Here comes "shiffy" the mean faced girl down the hall who constantly shoots us dirty glares.

by yeahyo September 4, 2007

Schmiff

A gothic person or a strangly dressed induvidual. A person unusual attire. These people also have strange personalities.

mowhawks, chains, green hair, trench coats, persons with unusual tastes or styles.

"the schmiff put on her chains and dyed her hair pink"

by peekaboochicka September 8, 2006

shife

being a rookie at a game

ha! what a fuckin shife

by big April 25, 2004

blame shifting reprobate

some one who blames others with out regard for fact.

only a blame shifting reprobate would try to claim the job losses from the 2008 Janesville, Wisconsin GM plant were Barack Obama's fault.

by tom_4099 September 2, 2012

Money Shifting

The movement of money as it relates to economics and business. How money is attracted and revenues or profits are created in an ever-changing marketplace.

Ignoring MONEY SHIFTING means getting left out or left behind in a SURPLUS of ordinary, average, or out-dated. Search ECONOMIC SHIFTING or MONEY SHIFTING. "Money Shifting" is the new financial education on creating a better life, business, financial future, etc.

by Mr. Mastermind January 15, 2009