Shippesexual/Shipperomantic

Shippesexual or Shipperomantic is a person who only feels romantic or sexual attraction for a ship, Or they are just really retarded.

Example:

Isabella: I really fap to the ship Someone x Someone! I think i'm shippesexual/shipperomantic!

Micheal: You should go to a fucking mental asylum and stay there forever.

by MARYISNOTAVIRGIN January 5, 2022

shopper's trance

(aka retail trance) dazed, awkward maneuvers in a retail store

serious shopper's trance in Big Lots today...i was cut off twice...i bumped into a rack of wind-chimes.

by tess jr April 30, 2009

snipperooni

Another word for a vasectomy. A vasectomy is a surgical procedure where the tubes that carries the sperm from a man's balls is cut so the man is not able to get a girl pregnant.

Peter went to the doctor yesterday and go the ol' snipperooni done so he and his wife won't have any more kids.

by G Chan March 7, 2010

shoppers shoulder

When your shoulder becomes numb or hurt while carrying something on it, usually happening while shopping.

At the mall-
Maddie- "OMG, my shoulder hurts so freakin' bad, this bag is hella heavy!"

Taylor- "Guuuurl, you have shoppers shoulder!"

by singer201998 June 18, 2010

slippery snowplow

Canadian sex position, involving ejaculating on the female's feet, then sliding her along the floor until she falls and you plow her...again

i totally pulled a slippery snowplow on that girl last night

by natethezombie December 3, 2010

Shoppers Fog

(daze, fascinated, fog, self-centered, shopper, trance), a condition where someone stands in the middle of an isle of a grocery store or supermarket while gazing at the products on the shelves, seemingly oblivious to other shoppers.

There is something about shopping for groceries that induces shoppers fog, regardless of how many other shoppers are there are.

by Darth Johnny December 6, 2010

Snipper-Snatcher

Someone who ruins all the fun by giving up on something that would be easy if they actually tried.

Hayley: I quit track recently..
Erika: You Snipper-Snatcher! If I can survive track, then how can you not?!

by ErikaEatsBabies April 29, 2011