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Sensibly Shafted

When a site has become unreachable because of too much traffic/excess of bandwidth. Coined at Sensibleerection.com. Related: Farked, Slashdotted.
Dude, the Geocities site got Sensibly Shafted, I can't see it.
by Chop-Logik January 30, 2003
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Shifting

The term for sticking ones tongue down ones throat aggressively
I shifted the face off her last night.Shifting
by petermanhardman February 22, 2012
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Shiftly Shit

When an employee takes a dump once per his or her shift. Generally taking place around the same timeframe each shift. In most situations a shiftly shit is strategically planned during undesirable work situations. Such situations include eluding a meeting or to get away from undesirable fellow employees.
It was 2:30 and Jane knew bastard boss Tom would be stopping by work at any moment. Wanting to escape any possible conversation with Tom the boss, Jane planned her shiftly shit for the day.
by jgurbisz December 16, 2009
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Shit Shaft

Is another name for a Poop Chute or ones Anus. Often heard being muttered by Sandy or Paddy G in conversations with 'innocent' Birds around from the night before. Also commonly used when reaching in 20+ knots of wind, in fireflies, while in a winning 1,2 position in team racing on Dublin Bay.
Man I just dropped a load through my Shit Shaft. I fucced that bird in the shit shaft last night
by G Spot Ucc February 5, 2009
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Lord Shietus

Someone who ruins ever thing he touches. Derived from King Midas, the man whose touch would turn anything golden. Lord Shietus however has the touch that makes everything turn to shit. The destroyer of anything good. Friendships, possessions, and everything else can and will be ruined by this guy. Everyone has a Lord Shietus somewhere in there lives.
Lord Shietus turned this party into shit.
by Cheya Boi August 15, 2010
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Penile Shaft

The shaft of a man's penis. Or really, any penis for that matter.
by Cockmonkey December 3, 2004
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Shiftorious

A celebration of one who is notorious for their shifty creativity.
To behave in a surprisingly and gloriously shifty way.
Cleverly shifty.
Anna stealing the last Timtam was a shiftorious act.
by Snatchy McSnatch July 31, 2009
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