Starts on the day after Valentines, and goes until the end of March. People in relationships all get sidebitches and treat them like Kings and Queens
by BitchesBReal February 15, 2019
A seasonal affection, generally brought on by summer, wherein the afflicted regularly drinks more than a socially condoned portion and refuses to acknowledge or consider pleas from loved ones. Symptoms may include spraying fire pits with flammable chemicals (I.e., bug spray) or needlessly flaunting wokeness.
I'm worried about Bill...I think he may have Seasonal Asshole Disorder after nearly burning off that girl's eyebrows
by Celeste420BlazeIt May 02, 2017
The time of year when it’s too cold to dress in small clothes and women rely on facial beauty to stand out. This is because of less focus on their body because of the full coverage clothing. Normally fall/winter time.
by ducky17 October 21, 2020
This phrase is used to describe what is happening when a person is scoring with so many people sexually during a summer or a "season" that they know they could never repeat or duplicate the experience. This is based off of Bernie Nicholls, a retired NHL hockey player, who once scored 70 goals and 150 points during the 88-89 season, but never once came close to that amount before or after that.
"Dude, these days every girl you talk to seems to want to get your number. You gotta keep this streak up, as this is your Bernie Nicholls season!"
by WayneDarcy October 21, 2020
"So what y'all eating for Thanksgiving?"
"Nigga, it's Booty Gobbling Season. I'm gonna be gobbling my girl's ass."
"Nigga, it's Booty Gobbling Season. I'm gonna be gobbling my girl's ass."
by Fresh Timbs November 20, 2018
The Old Bae Seasoning at my house has been rather salty recently. Her sister's visit was supposed to be for just a weekend, and here it's Wednesday. They're driving each other crazy!
by Ephemily October 10, 2017
by bignigga.exe September 14, 2018