my fur's been rubbed the wrong way

(Phrase) I'm not feeling quite myself/I have been wronged.

Well, yeah, that. I had my mistake caught after the fact. I'm sorry, it's been edited! My fur's been rubbed the wrong way today, I can't help it if I can't do basic math, 'kay? I'm stupid. End of story. Bai!

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

rubber scrubber

a woman that looks so hard up she would wash out condoms and use them again

she was wearing a red hat and a smile but kev still didn't fancy her. she resembled a north london rubber scrubber

by theWestHamfan January 27, 2004

rubberneck

A person who has to peek into other peoples conversations.

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: Did you hear what happened on Friday?
Person 1: What?
Rubberneck: (pokes head into conversation)

by asdf your face December 25, 2008

burn rubber

When some one is talking shit. And you put a condom on and burn rubber in the asshole to shut them up.

Shit your mouth before I burn rubber in your asshole!!!!

by Walter Fishington November 8, 2015

Rubber

A person whose mere presence dampens the mood.

Mark you are a fucking Rubber!

by Rob Sonnemann April 24, 2006

rublelemia

when your obese and you hate that you are obese, yet you do nothing about it.

"Look at the hideous f*ckin chud. He must have rublelemia."

by Super2d July 2, 2007

rubber wrecker

too large to fit regular condoms

Whats up?
My boyfriend is such a rubber wrecker. We went thoguh a whole box of condoms and I finally got out the hefty bags. That did the trick.

by Clare..and of course..eric too. May 12, 2004