Roger

(also stylized as 'Rodger'.) is my pet snake. he is cute. he is friendly. rodger does not bite.

let's go play with roger!

by TheFinnMann999 March 19, 2025

Matthew Roger Guichard

A really nice young man

He is a Matthew Roger Guichard because he bought me chipotle one time.

by Kumasi October 10, 2016

Roger G

the sweetest, most intelligent, kindful, and helpful human being that always makes sure that you always feel loved. roger is a blessing, and is always online ready to talk with you. roger will always be here for you, and he’s waiting for you to text him. hes patient, and he’ll wait years for you to come back. he’s more than just a friend.

hey, did you text roger g back yet?

aw damnit, i didnt! let me do that now.

by totalasskicker69 July 16, 2022

Roger Spy

Roger Spy is megastar and living legend. He is often credited for having invented the word “the” and most of the English language. He’s a health freak, when he is not drinking gallons of ‘margarytas’. He’s obsessed with blueberry Alpro yogurt and is a world renowned Michael Jackson ambassador. Rumours have it that he is dating Cher and Theresa May, but alas Roger Spy is a very private man. Above all, he cherishes his friends and his large penis. Having attended masturbation school and graduated with honours, Roger Spy is a man of peace.

Fuck me…Roger Spy!

Only Roger Spy would pull this off.

That Roger Spy sure can dance!

Which hair colour do you think Roger Spy will have today?

That’s such a Roger Spy thing to do.

Harder, Roger Spy, harder!!

I’m coming, I’m coming Roger Spy!!!!

That was so good Roger Spy!

Why do you spend your money on so much crap Roger Spy?

by Fenway Bergamot November 21, 2021

roger balls

A mystery man who's always behind strange phone calls.

Guy: Hello, who is this? Phone: ROGER BALLS!

by SadCavernGuy October 17, 2020

My Friend Roger

A guy you speak to everyday for three years online and played Genshin Impact.

My Friend Roger was always so nice and mained Tartaglia.

by percyjacksonjasongrace25 July 27, 2023

Roger

Somebody who enjoys Science-Fiction Movies, and Bollywood Films.

Not a big Fan of Political Discussions and Enjoys Tropical Weather.

Summers are FUN for Roger!!

Roger Enjoyed his summer of Movies in California.

by Deep-Sandhu December 12, 2021