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The Rod

The Rod is VGhlIG9uZSB0byBzZXQgdGhlbSBmcmVlIFRoZSBvbmUgdG8gc2F2ZSB0aGVtIGFsbA==
Person one: Who is the rod??

Person two: VGhlIG9uZSB0byBzZXQgdGhlbSBmcmVlIFRoZSBvbmUgdG8gc2F2ZSB0aGVtIGFsbA==
by TherapistSay January 2, 2022
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Phantom Rod

What she may feel an hour or more after sex.
Damn, that sex was so good, i`ve had phantom rod for 3 hours now.
by Suinbeda November 4, 2011
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uranium fuel rods

ur mom: I GOT SOME URANIUM FUEL RODS!!!!!11!!!
son: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!11!!!!11!!!
by i eat uranium fuel rods July 28, 2022
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the rod father

A long white pole usually rubbed and put under lots of friction in order to create electricity.
Sunny: everyone get a small rod for the lav
Zim: How about I just rub the rod father until its pulsating.
by Happy tight us January 18, 2017
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ram rodded

To get pounded in the ass, usually by another man.
He loves gettin ram rodded while he's smokin foils.
by K-Diddy 2 February 8, 2024
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rod

A long human being. Tall and has no curves and is just straight.
you rod
by The typing man May 5, 2018
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Rod

A fat middle aged man who leads a meanial insignificant lifestyle. They also are known to have large red nipples, a short pink chodus with a red shiny helmet and a large central mass of coagulated stomach fat.They are often spotted in the wild usually on the weekends scouting with fellow hoarders for unvaluable useless shit at thrift markets or repainting a few chips of the paintwork of their campervan.
While Rod was driving his freshly painted camper across the Nullabor, his short pink chodus bounced on top of his bulberous mauve hairy testicle sack. The “bouncing” however was more like vibrating due to the bellowing weight of his compacted gut, squishing his chodus restricting its bouncing movement, the resulting humidity eminatibg a stench of sweat, piss and BO.
by Slyyydog June 1, 2018
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