Breath Rings

The rings (imagine waistlines) that form in a poo when it is so big and you have to push so hard that you need to take a breath.

Usually occurs when the poo is a nemesis or behemoth
My poo snapped in half right at one of the breath rings. I think it's now a brown trout.
by The cloth toucher February 08, 2006
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ring of fire

when a male wearing light colored boxers, or briefs, has sex with his penis protruding through the hole of his undergarments with a female who is currently menstruating. the result of such an act leaves a "ring of fire" around the opening of the underwear.

A.K.A. the June Carter Cash
June didn't tell Johnny that she was on her period, so he left with a healthy ring of fire.
by mike hunt 1234 May 22, 2009
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Anal ring

Officially known as an anal stretching ring. A device used for that purpose, to stretch - and keep it loose enough - one's anus in preparation for anal sex. Serves the same purpose as a anal/butt plug. Comes in various sizes and can be made from different materials.
The doctor used an anal ring to prep me for my enema. (read this in a book)
by Carima905 January 11, 2015
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Ring Rat

Woman who frequently dates MMA fighters
Just give up, she’s a ring rat. She prefers MMA fighters.
by Cunning_ linguist11 February 05, 2021
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Ring Damage

When your wife trie to give you a handjob but her diamond ring is turned around backward on her finger and it scratches your dick.
I was no longer in the mood for a handjob after my wife inflicted some serious ring damage to my dick. But I got over it and came on her hair for revenge.
by Mr. Stockcar April 29, 2016
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A line from I cant stop me
Yes, nayeon sings it.
STAN NAYEON
TWICE!
#twice #nayeon
Oh my god! Did you hear twice's new song? It goes...

" allami ullyode ring ring a ling."

And then she sings after it. I cant remember the next lines.
by Kpoppandacat November 05, 2020
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crud ring

The collection of organic or inorganic residue that collects at the water line of hot tubs, bath tubs, sitz bath or any other standing water, after it has been violated by people who refuse to shower before entering.
The residue may be a combination of sweat, hair, various body fluids, chemicals, beauty products, herpes simplex, excrement and other undisolved as yet unclassified solids and other things to numerous to mention. It may be easier to define it in the aggregate as "Nasty shit you don't want to touch"
I am not getting near that crud ring!
by Juan Moore Beer April 10, 2017
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