reach rage

The rage that is experienced after getting hyped up about Halo: Reach when watching game trailers and game videos and realizing that September 14 IS FOREVER AWAY!!!!!!

After watching the demos for the Halo: Reach version of firefight i experienced reach rage when i looked at my calendar and saw that it was a month until release day.

by dillony September 4, 2010

reach around the park bench

Reach around the park bench is when you are with your wife and stepdaughter, evey one is excited about cooking out the burgers and Big sausages,Mom is slapping burgers on the hot grill While you are slapping little Betty's tight ass while slipping Your Big Sausage in little BETTY'S tight pussy

While mom cooked ,you would reach around the park bench burying your sausage in Betty's pussy

by Nick Danger Brother January 24, 2022

australian reacharound

when you are receiving a harmless reacharound and just before you nut, they jam a thumb in yr land down under and they scream good day mate

I'll take your hand job, but I ate Mexican so no australian reacharound, please.

by u8675399 December 29, 2015

Punjabi Reach-Around

An advanced sexual maneuver in which a man of Punjabi (or, more generally, Indian) background reaches around the backside of a woman and puts his finger in her butt.

Puneet tried to give me the old Punjabi Reach-Around again the other night. He's a Sikh freak!

by i_am_baldilocks June 25, 2017

devil's reach-around

The act of scoring in fifa after stealing the ball from your opponents goal kick

Yoo mr. White did you see that awesome devil's reach-around?

by devil's reach-around June 12, 2015

REACHtard

1:A derogatory term for anyone in the Realistic Educational Alternative for Children with Disabilities (REACH). Also see REACH kid

2:An insult; calling a person a REACHtard implies that such a person should be in REACH, or should have been in REACH; degrees above the word retard, but like the word retard, it can be used in either a serious or a non-serious manner.

WHILE TEACHING MY MOM HOW TO PLAY MONKEY TARGET 2 IN SUPER MONKEY BALL 2:
Bryant: Hold up while you're going down the ramp.
Mom: (Flies off ramp, spreads wings and continues holding up)
Bryant: DUDE! Stop holding up!
Mom: Well you told me to hold up!
Bryant: BUT NOT WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR WINGS OUT!!
Mom: Ok...now what...(her monkey is falling)
Bryant: Dude you're a REACHtard.

by Hand Hanzo February 14, 2005

chain reaction

when, in the event of basketball, one is crossed over so badly, that it makes the defending team crumble one by one, or in a chain reaction, domino effect.

yO brian, now thats what tha f*** i call a chain reaction.

by Whopper G May 8, 2005