Ryan

An asshole, who thinks he's all that. Very athletic, tells girls he loves them, but is just lying. He's pretty much preppy, with a big head.

He's all talk, no action.

He's broken many girls hearts. He'll tell a girl what she wants to hear, then try and get in her pants.

He usually calls his girlfriends babygirl Lmao.
He's kinda abusive.

Within the 9th month of the relationship he'll drop you like a fly, for a cheerleader.

He's an actor, and he is controlling, and manipulative.

What a Douche, he must be a Ryan.

by youwish1227 January 13, 2015

Ryan

Has floppy hair asian eyes and sausage fingers

Dear Ryan, I like your floppy hair and asian eyes sometimezZzxXxx

by #don'ttreatmelikeacunt January 2, 2012

Ryan

A gay or bisexual man who loves taking it up the chuff. Usually never takes one man at a time, but usually lets three or four men savagely plow his anal passage. Also tends to have really shitty beards to go with his shitty lifestyle.

Eurghhh look at that guy. He's a right Ryan.

by Merishkaaaaa January 8, 2014

ryan

A stupid, cheating, dumbass!

I kissed a ryan even though he has a gf!

by rachyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy April 17, 2010

Ryan

A generally cool guy who is a whiz at everything but videogames and women. For unknown reasons his shaft is very tiny. Often being coined the nickname "Ryan tiny shaft"

dudebro.1) Have you seen Ryan tiny shaft lately?

Dudebro.2) No
dudebro.1) where he at doe?
Dudebro.2) not doin' you mom, thats fo show'

by The white man October 13, 2014

Ryan

A gay fag who is gay

Your a ryan

by BewiggedTuna June 2, 2015

Ryan

A young grumpy gentlemen with massive eyebrows, and a 9 inch penis that is always erected. Many claim him to be a descendant or Harambe, due to his extremely attractive body hair that makes the girls come screaming.

" Man I wish I had Ryan eyebrows"

by Ryan grumpy ass wilson December 13, 2016