The Red Ted

The guy that's always miserable and angry. He's so angry that his face and head are always red.

Guy 1: Dude, who the fuck is that guy?! He's always angry and he's always pissed at the world.

Guy 2: Oh that's The Red Ted.... His dad used to beat him.

Guy 1: Somebody needs to give that dude a Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man or a puppy or something.

by CountDisc0 July 8, 2015

Red Widow

Holding your penis as tightly as possible until it turns completely red and flailing it in circles like a peniscopter.

Barney perfectly demonstrated his Red Widow technique to the crowd of gawkers.

by fotofotof July 19, 2016

red comb

You need a piece of booty immediately. When a rooster gets in heat his comb turns really red.

"Billys got a red comb I do believe. He's acting like a cat on a hot tin roof!"

by nancerella August 27, 2017

Red beer

noun., A red beer is similar to a michelada (or 'chelada) but not as fancy. Simply mix up one part light lager or IPA to one part V8 vegetable juice (the "Spicy" variety if you're feeling adventurous") and sock it down -- the colder it is, the better it works as a "hair of the dog" hangover remedy.

Jerry: "Fuck, dude, too much rye last night. Build me a red beer, will ya?"

Jake: "Yeah, I hear ya, I'll make two."

by Hellzapoppin' May 31, 2018

red wiggler

An insect that wiggles into your skin that is red and also creates a red barrow type bump on the arm. Not to be confused with the red wagller. It’s third specious cousin.

Look at that red wiggler, it’s wiggling.

by Red Insect Hunter May 23, 2019

red-head

a sassy, inteligant, sexy, and feicre person. They have the greatest talents and are loved by all. Their hair could make you want to die of jelousy.

Look at that beautiful red-head

by Lalix Kuna January 5, 2018

Say Red

Say red is a terminology or slang used to get a light skinned or fair complexion girls attention when you don’t know her name in New Orleans or down south in general! Say red is also used to get a fair skinned or light complexion male attention as well . You will hear say red all day long if you ever visit New Orleans , say red is very popular.

Say red ! Let me holla at you for a second I’m trying to get to know you and call you sometime , can I get your number so we can possibly date !

Say red ! Can I have a dollar I’m trying to catch the bus !

Say Red ! You wearing that dress very well you fine as hell ! Say Red ! Can I get your phone number ?

by HillyBaby January 8, 2020