The present

You're always in the present.

Hym "Not to me. By the time the light bounces off you and gets to me you're already in the past... I'm not even in the present most of the time. I'm in the conceptual realm. "

by Hym Iam February 20, 2023

homie present day

buy ur homie a present on 4/3 if your rlly homies with him

did you buy your homie a present ? It’s homie present day !

by jiagg April 3, 2023

The President Lincoln

A sex move involving either two men or a man and a woman. It involves pulling out of either the ass or pussy, turning the partner around, and shooting a cum shot on the back of their head.

Much like how the 16th U.S. president also got a shot to the back of the head

"Dude, Last night Lexi told me to give her the President Lincoln

by Exo2.0 April 17, 2023

The Present

The time right now because yesterday was history and tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift so it is called the present

In the present I am writing this definition right now.

by Cutekittys May 5, 2023

Vice President

A tall, funny, intelligent, dedicated, hard-working, and committed female candidate... AKA Sara C.

She is the only correct vote for vice president.

by johndoe_123456789 May 15, 2023

50th President

2024

50th President: “Where the fuck are we?”

by sxarliiit May 23, 2023

“The President Biden”

Sexual move: when a guy is deep inside a woman and is about to bust he yells “PRESIDENT BIDEN!” and then pulls out at the last moment.

I was really giving it to my girlfriend but just before I busted inside her I pulled off “The President Biden” and pulled out just in time.

by Disco808 July 23, 2024