A sexual position similar to the missionary position, but with an undesirable release of flatulence during coitus by the partner on top
He paid her bills and loved her kids, but when he busted out the emissionary position she fell out of love with his farting ass.
by Joshua Judges Ruth February 2, 2022
Finding out you do not have the condition of natural Athleticism, through being thoroughly beat in a sport that someone has no foundation of how to play that sport.
Even though Felix has dedicated years to golf he tragically figured out he has False Positive ATH error, when he played a round with Ian Fleckman, who has never played golf before and shot a course record.
by Major King Kong October 19, 2023
A 5-some position
A man lies on the bed on his back, erect with 2 fingered raised in the air.
The 4 other women take the 4 choices of pleasure (2 hands, mouth, penis)
The man gets into a position representing an addition symbol (+)
Credit - Lew K the fake taxi filmer
A man lies on the bed on his back, erect with 2 fingered raised in the air.
The 4 other women take the 4 choices of pleasure (2 hands, mouth, penis)
The man gets into a position representing an addition symbol (+)
Credit - Lew K the fake taxi filmer
Man last night I had ur mom, sister, aunty and grandma over, got into the addition position, best night ever
by Skucnal December 31, 2018
Missionary position with legs wide and knees up close, females hands gripping the man’s thighs so he doesn’t pull out early.
by Mischooti March 26, 2019
by PortalGirl April 14, 2011
Brad and Will banged last night.
What'd they do?
Tender and loving Mercenary.
Mercenary (Sex Position) is gay missionary.
What'd they do?
Tender and loving Mercenary.
Mercenary (Sex Position) is gay missionary.
by MercenaryLover69 August 22, 2023
This sex position involves two people who feel like experimenting. The woman bends over so that the man can grab onto the pussy with his mouth then the woman goes into a handstand with the man gripping on for dear life on the top just sucking away.
by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 14, 2022