Potato Dick

A rare form of erectile disfunction. Refers to a penis that is unable to change consistencies. A penis that is always hard, erect, schlong, fatty, boner, huge, or grabbing an apple. Or a penis that is always soft, collapsed, schlort, slim, tiny, or a shy turtle. Many sufferers believe that resorting to blumpkeroni or limberoni is the only cure, but it's not.

Tom: "My potato dick is about to explode. I better put it in my mouth and take a shit!"

Potato Dick by Sean Stevens November 7, 2007

potato body

Someone who has a body where you cannot tell where the torso ends or necks starts. Simular to a 5kg sack of potatoes.

aw mate that burd has a pure potato body
aw mate I have never seen someone with a rounder potato body than her

potato body by Michael Lea October 18, 2007

Potato King 

A person with worldwide notoriety who just likes to hear himself talk. They speak their mind without actually thinking. They spew total nonsense the majority of the time. Usually honored with the emojis of a potato and a crown 🥔👑. Some would say it is their coat of arms.

Donald Trump is now the top ranking Potato King.

Potato King by Fry Farmer May 24, 2019

Potato Bug Endicott 

pOtAtO bUg EnDiCott also known as Liana, is the manager of WORLD FAMOUS CELEBRITY " SANJUICE THE GREAT ".

The lines that make her the MOST annoyed are :

" Idk ur my mangaer "
"you're my manager "
" im not sure your my manager "
" you're my manager how am i supposed to know "
" you're my manager you should choose "

You're my Manager, Potato Bug Endicott, How am I supposed to know ??

Potato Bug Endicott by SanjuiceTheGreat_Fan July 10, 2021

potato sack

Potato sacking is much like tea bagging except that it involves a much larger set of testicles.

Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag ladies, he potato sacks them!!

potato sack by BAD COBRA April 26, 2006

POTATO FLAKES 

The dried up Man Residue on a chick's stomach when she wakes up after a drunken orgy.

When her drunk ass finally woke up, she could peel the potato flakes off like snake skin

POTATO FLAKES by Semen Demon September 30, 2003

Potato Pelting 

A method of tuberous crop violence commonly used to solve existential dilemmas.

The potato (Solanum tuberosum) is an exceptionally vicious weapon when utilized to provoke answers out of those who act stingy with the answers to life's more difficult questions.

"We will be forced to result to potato pelting if this identity crisis is not solved swiftly and absolutely."

Potato Pelting by A. Fakename October 27, 2009