ping-and-ting

Microwaveable food, especially pre-prepared meals.

So-called because of the sounds the microwave oven makes: the "ping" of punching in cooktimes, and the "ting" heard when the cooking is through.

Marge: Why not come over for dinner tonight? I'll serve lasagna.

Annabel: But you're so busy these days! I don't want you to go to any trouble.

Marge: Oh, it's only a ping-and-ting.

by david lincoln brooks February 2, 2008

Ping player

Someone with 12ms ping who thinks they’re good because they’re playing against people with 200ms ping. Usually when they’re called out for it they get defensive and start coping.

Normal player: “ugh this guy has 5 ping he’s beating us”
XxEpicGamerxX: “HAHA GET GOOD!”
Normal player: “you’re such a ping player.”

by traps n gaps October 9, 2020

pingzap

A small asian child about 5ft tall. Wears lots of soccer clothign and carries a cell phone. Most likey named Ian.

"Hey Fred, that wangsta Ian is a real pingzap!"

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

pinge

Likes to wear semi-bisexual shirts and laugh really loud and try and make us do work during study hall.

pinge is the shiznit

by generikal.com May 1, 2003

ping

the future best store. ever.

girl #1: "hey, did you see ping's new line of really cute swimsuits? they are the best ever!"

girl #2: "yeah, they are, and you know what else is the best ever? the three founders of ping. they're so cool, i want to be just like them!"

by lalala September 9, 2004

pingere

An authentic italian paint or penis.

I like to suck pingere and spit it on my plants.

by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

Ping

A substitute for the word 'cool'

man that party was so ping!!! = man that party was so extravagantly fucking cool!!

by timorrinho December 28, 2005