swiss pickle

A green turd that remains strategically, 50/50 neutral; it's not fully out, but it's not fully in either.

Guy 1: "hey hurry it along buddy, we all need to use the throne too!"
Guy 2: "I would but this Swiss Pickle is really unsure of its position on moving into the bowl or not"

by pallywauly_EF April 24, 2014

deuce pickle

a turd preferably green and floating.

dropped a deuce pickle with mad kosher stink. a stork would have swooped over the bowl and flown that isht away if i hadn't dropped the hammer.

by hawnkeypunch October 21, 2011

pickle dick

its when a person has a very green penis, but it can also be used as a swear word like for example.

Stop eating my pasta you pickle dick!

by en fjant April 27, 2022

dillon-pickle

A type of delicious pickle

I love dillon-pickle

by nalamati June 24, 2018

Pickle Dicer

Someone who dices pickles. Freak.

You're a pickle dicer! Freak!
I bet you dice your pickles you fucking weirdo
You look like a pickle dicer. MAGA! MAGA!

by MrBuck July 5, 2023

pickle brushing

When you squeeze up on a fine chic at the club and lightly slide your cock in a side to side motion on her ass, leg, or wherever you can get away with it. If she busts you in the act, tell her you didn't realize it and ask to buy her a drink to make up for it. In most cases you'll be fuckin before the night is up.

Ray: that chic just busted him rubbing his dick all over her ass and he's acting like he didn't know he was doing it.
Me: he was pickle brushing bro

by Heywoodjublome January 10, 2016

Pickle Sheath

Endearing term for the loved one that frequently sheaths your pickle, sharpens the sword, peels the banana, jerking my gherkin.

Goodnight my pickle sheath. I'll see you tomorrow.

by shaftzilla May 10, 2023