Pete Moss is a mythical Saturday morning AM talk show radio host that talks about plants and growing green grass. He yells at his callers for asking him questions about how to have a greener lawn. He tells them to read his book and then hangs up on the callers.
Hey Dude, I called into the AM radio talk show this morning and asked the host about how to make my lawn greener. He yelled at me and he told me to read his book, then slammed the phone down.
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?
by Rascal-Flatts May 24, 2021
Get the Pete Mossmug. The act of collecting tons of tzatziki sauce from your weekly gyro until you’re ready to get down and dirty. You pour all the tzatziki sauce on your forehead and sometimes down your neck, a similar sensation to a bukkake
Me and the boys are gearing up to do a Pete the Greek this weekend, I can’t wait for a mouthful that shit is gonna have me rock hard!
by Southshorescammer July 14, 2025
Get the Pete the Greekmug. by coolcraft January 14, 2020
Get the Pete's a guymug. I really cool guy 😃
by Petewicks@bigcock101 November 25, 2021
Get the Petemug. by ThePersonInYourHouse November 1, 2022
Get the Professor Petemug. 
I was about to fuck the shit out of this fit bird, but I got a case of the panicy Pete which ruined the night
by Damo333666999 September 19, 2016
Get the panicy petemug.