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stall peeking

What most Lowe's employees do at the urinals while you are using them.
A: Dude, that guy in there was looking over into my urinal.
B: So he was stall peeking? That's pretty messed up .
A: I know, man. It freaked me out.
by dabrownman July 11, 2014
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ox pecking

When a skinny lesbian is in a 69 with a fat lesbian, and the fat one stands up. The skinny one looks like she is an ox pecker eating off a buffalo.
So after a long day, I come home to find my wife ox pecking our neighbour. Boy did that buffalo run!
by croatus April 15, 2015
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husband parking

Area where a husband can be left when the woman is shopping. Chairs outside change rooms, benches outside of stores and sports bars beside department stores are common husband parking locations.
I need a new dress for the weekend - why don't you find some husband parking and I'll text you in an hour.
by falcoiii July 5, 2016
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Unicorn Parking

1. A popular bar.
2. A nice dream or thought often expressed as sarcasm

3. Where Lady GaGa lives in her head.
Person 1.What are you up too today.
Person 2. I am on my way to ask the boss for the day off.
Person 1.Good Luck LOL
Person 2.I Know I'm Looking For Unicorn Parking. LOL
by bluecricket1979 April 2, 2017
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Josh Perrine

Greatest fire company ladder guy in the stated of Delaware.
I went to the roof and Josh Perrined it.
by ckbenny1234jja April 19, 2018
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Christmas perineum

The three days of work between Christmas and new year
What time off have you got of christmas?

I’ve got to work the Christmas perineum :(
by Jezzerrc November 16, 2018
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