Definitions by croatus

ox pecking

When a skinny lesbian is in a 69 with a fat lesbian, and the fat one stands up. The skinny one looks like she is an ox pecker eating off a buffalo.

So after a long day, I come home to find my wife ox pecking our neighbour. Boy did that buffalo run!

ox pecking by croatus April 15, 2015

noodling 

(n) The act of putting ones fingers inside a woman who has an overgrowth of pubic hair. Relates back to the sport of noodling, in which an individual places his arm into a dark hole in the hope of having a catfish bite onto his arm so he can pull it out.

Related to noodler (n).

Mike " So, saw u were with that girl last night-how was it?"

Matt " Was horrible, everything was going well until i realised id have to go noodling. Lost my damn watch too!"

noodling by croatus January 21, 2011