baptism of pepper

The baptism of pepper is a sacred pratice used in situations of divine intoxication.

The baptism is performed only when an individual is so heavily intoxicated that he or she has lost all motor functions, ability to speak coherently or perfom any act which requires neurological conciousness.

The process of the baptism requires a simple pepper dispensing utencil, for example a pepper pot, pepper mill, pepper grinder, or even the common hand.

The pepper is to be dispensed on to the head of the indvidual at any spot, but as most paraletic drunkards lie face down the common spot is the back of the head. A liberal amount is required to perform a precise baptism, powdered pepper is prefered, but ground pepper may be used.

Once the individual is baptised it is common practice to shower them with empty bottles and other objects which are in close proximity and capture the momentus event on camera with view to using it to shame that individual on future occasions.

"Lad: Da cleeva was given the baptism of pepper by Shake and he will forever carry the burden until his passage to the afterlife."

by S. Ladavooch May 1, 2006

Pittsburgh Pepper Spray

Before your girl is about to go down on your love stick (weiner), you sprinkle some household black pepper into your pubic forrest. She then proceeds to suck you off and then sneezes your cum all over, spraying it into your eyes, temporarily blinding you.

Man, I'm still blurry-eyed from that skank the other night! I gave her the fucking pittsburgh pepper spray and she blew my cum in my eyes! It was fucking rad as all shit!

by Mr. Chev May 5, 2008

peeps

gross marshmallow easter candies in the shape of bunnies or chicks covered in sugar. usually consumed in a fit of boredom. or end up in the microwave.

cool i got peeps in my easter basket!
*eats one* ewww.
lets take these to the microwave.

by grace johnson April 21, 2007

theatre peeps

1) likes to eat at the texan frequently 2) likes to grope one another 3) writes lesbian comments to one another via livejournal

"oh man, he is such a theatre peep, he ate at the texan twice this week and is suggesting that the play after party is there as well!"

"things got a little rowdy in the hot tub after West Side Story..can't help it if I'm a theatre peep now can I?!"

"Hey girly, you were so hot on stage last night when you performed your monologue. Just thought I'd tell u that in your livejournal. Love you babe!"

by adidas April 3, 2005

Pepper spray

When a females period blood drips down from her vagina to her asshole and farts.

Did you hear? Jen pepper sprayed Joe in the face!

by Dmoneygucci69 April 20, 2018

GW Pepper

Nickname for George W Bush. Taken from first two initials, and the name of Sheriff JW Pepper, a bumbling idiotic Deep Southern sheriff turning up in two of the Roger Moore Bond movies. Suits him, honest.

Yessireee, that there's Sheriff GW Pepper. Wheyooogowin, boah?

by Fearman October 23, 2007

Grinding Pepper

the act of giving a handjob or imitating a hand job that appears in a twisting repetion of motions.
That resembles the act of grinding pepper, fresh from a pepper grinder.

Dude, I walked into Mike's house, and his dad was sitting on the couch grinding pepper.

by Punkaboo May 13, 2010