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Sad patch

Mary has been in a sad patch ever since her dog died.
by Karen Thrift September 24, 2021
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Muffin Patch

Heyyy honey bun
Heyyy muffin patch
by HoneyBunzes May 16, 2023
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gerber patch

A tiny baby fine patch of hair that remains toward the front of a balding mans head
Yo, that dude is sporting a nice gerber patch!
by Mugby0914 December 22, 2017
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Pole Patch

The international symbol for homosexuality, used by homo's world wide to symbol that their mouth has a distinct taste for pole
Wow... Gian actually has a Pole Patch... No wonder his facebook doesn't give a sexual preference.
by Todd the destroyer June 15, 2011
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Gang Patch

A Gang Patch is a tattoo with a certain design representing the Gang. Also can be referred to a type of patch on a jacket or hat etc. Most gangs require some sort of action to be able to have it put on. Rumor has it that they hold souls in the tattoos especially the notorious gangs such as AB which supposedly is #1 for carrying soulz.
Think twice before getting a Gang Patch because it is for life and you will have to earn it in a undescribable way and if you do something against the rules you'll have to get the patch removed which in most cases it will be cut out, just remember it ain't nothing to joke about.
by CARTEL STYLE LLC November 19, 2023
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The Cabbage Patch

Noun: A mysterious location where objects of nuisance are stored in...
alright... here we go... pumped? thought so:

As Sam looked away, Peter Nathanson snatched her gas bomb and through it into The Cabbage Patch
Where is my binder?!? Reply: The Cabbage Patch.. (DUH)

*DONE*
by Poor Tom on a cross... May 28, 2010
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orangutan patch

A patch/clump of girl hair found in bathrooms and bedrooms. It's matted content clings to surfaces including sheets, carpets, drains, and wet shower walls/floors. When someone comes across an orangutan patch, the general reaction is that of disgust. It's removal involves a thumb and index finger pinch, full arm extension, and release into waste bin.
Boy: God damn it Marge, not another orangutan patch, I thought we went over this.

Girl: It's not mine, it's too dark to be mine.
Boy: Well it definetly doesn't belong to me.
Girl: Fine, I guess I'll clean it up, fucking orangutan patches.
by drink91 April 17, 2010
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