Backwards Parking Motherfucker

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker, or BPM, does not park their car like normal drivers do. He/she will do a twelve point turn to get their car into a parking spot, with the car hood facing out towards the driveway.

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker will hog prime spots close to the front door of an establishment, with their rear bumper up practically on the sidewalk.

At the wal-mart supercenter, I saw a backwards parking motherfucker making a ten point turn into a handicapped spot. The dude walked out briskly without a limp.

by boggler August 12, 2016

Prime Parking

The worst fucking parking lot in existence.

Guy #1: Prime Parking is literal ass bro.
Guy #2: I know it smells like Lebanese asshole.

by ChaosInfernox August 19, 2017

Pillow Packing

The ancient Icelandic sexual ritual of shoving one's pillow up the mate's anus.

P: How was last night?
T: It was great, me and Tim were pillow packing all night.

by Teddy Westside 15 May 30, 2018

Parallel Parking

Spooning.

With or without intercourse.

Hey baby back yo’ trunk up and show me yo’ parallel parking skillz.

by Napolee August 10, 2019

Parking Lot

Parking Lot refers to the meeting of two people at a deserted parking lot, usually a deserted one when everything is closed. Fast food is apart of this ritual such as A&W root beer because of Lou or McDonalds. Parking Lot is always the best and worst of times because these two people usually have a major crisis on their hands that is in desperate need of consulting. No other people are aloud to join parking lot. To invite another person to parking lot defeats the purpose of parking lot. Also doing parking lot with another person is forbidden in the laws of parking lot because it is just weird.

after Shelby lost her key chain her boyfriend made her watch epic meal time so Shelby called Marisa crying in desperate need of parking lot. Shelby picked up Marisa after leaving her boyfriends house. The two went to the deserted no frills parking lot and shared an oreo blizzard from McDonalds.
At the end of parking lot Shelby felt better about everything because Marisa was there to comfort her.

by night_hawk_couple_hater December 12, 2011

parking slot

A young woman with no boyfriend or man.

I bet she has a nice parking slot.

by Mr. Funnyman November 18, 2015

giz packing

Shoving giz into ur ass like a faggot

Look at that fruit, thats a fuckin' gizpacker! He takes more dick that Nate's mom!

by Aaron June 30, 2003