Packed and Loaded

To have a bowl or smoking piece filled with "smoking material" and ready to light

I'm packed and loaded - let's smoke this shit.

by Liquorshits May 2, 2010

penis pack

I fannie pack worn by a male above his dick, instead of his butt-where it is supposed to be worn.

Hey look, that guys wearing a penis pack. Looks like he's afraid someone will steal it if he wore it right.

by whatiknow August 17, 2009

Packing orgasm

When you pick a box that you think is the perfect size for the contents which is to be included and once packed, it is the perfect fit (with no or very little excess space) = 'Packing Orgasm'.

I have just had a packing orgasm, there is no space in that box for anything more, everything fitted perfectly.

by vintagelov3 June 13, 2013

Tranny Pack

An accessory used by pre-operation male transsexuals to conceal their "package" whilst sporting revealing attire; a low-hanging fanny pack.

Horny pubescent male 1: "Yo brah, check out that hot chick in the bathing suit!"

Horny pubescent male 2: "Hold up man, she kinda looks like a dude."

Horny pubescent male 1: "Aw hell no, with that rack? If she took that fanny pack off I bet we'd see some camel toe."

Horny pubescent male 2: "NO! That's a tranny pack! There's cock under there!"

Horny pubescent male 1: "Curse the gods!"

by Treaty July 25, 2009

Gerbil Packing

The process of taking a live gerbil and shoving it up one's rectum for the purpose of erotic stimulation. Historically this is achieved through the use of a toilet paper tube. Sadly, the gerbil does not typically survive the process.

I once heard that Richard Geere was caught Gerbil Packing with a prostitute in some hotel room.

by Bill Gates November 17, 2006

pistol pack

The act of removing tobacco from a cigar and then replacing the gap with marijuana

Guy 1: Dude did you pistol pack that yet?
Guy 2: Yeah man its ready
Guy 1: lets get hungry then

by Madd Dawg March 14, 2011

Pack Myself

pack myself..is to shove a foreign object into your own orafice

The art of packing oneself involves precision, carefully executed technique, and an extrodinary amount of lubricative substance.

Sentence: I am packing myself right now

or

I plan to pack myself tonight!

by Mink Scarf June 16, 2011