The frequent sensation that your phone is vibrating in your back pocket when, in fact, it is not. This is usually associated with shifting internal gas or the anticipation of a booty text.
Todd texted me the "What's up" and we hooked up the other week, but since then, nothin. I 've developed a bad case of PBVS- Phantom Butt Vibration Syndrome.
by lilyp0tter July 12, 2011

When you lose your testicles in a tragic bicycle accident. Then, when denied the sex acts, a phantom pain in the missing balls is reported not unlike pain experienced in the missing limbs of amputees.
Ugh, she said no again so some sweet sweet lovin’, my Phantom Blue Balls are gunna be keep me up all night.
by VerdeBayloties December 9, 2018

That bird had a face like the elephant man’s ball bag! Mind you, she had massive bangers, long legs and dressed like a Trollope. Linda must’ve been thinking with her phantom phallus when she hit on that munter!
by Nuphagus January 4, 2020

by Mdawgswizzl May 12, 2024

The number you randomly accidentally hit when typing on a super tiny QWERTY cell phone keypad while texting. And then send.
It will haunt your texts forever if you backspace it....
It could be any number, but 4 comes first and is more evil than all others.... 0.o
It will haunt your texts forever if you backspace it....
It could be any number, but 4 comes first and is more evil than all others.... 0.o
by MasU15 September 15, 2010

Person 1: you know Phantom?
Person 2: yeah I hear they are a complete bottom, that true?
Person 1: yeah lol.
Person 2: yeah I hear they are a complete bottom, that true?
Person 1: yeah lol.
by MorningstarLee October 21, 2022

An inside joke within a group that everyone but a single person understands. This joke is never elaborated on to this single person, and they are left in eternal confusion.
Person 1: "Her ass is not painting."
Person 2: "...What?"
Person 1: "So as I was saying about the game..."
Person 2: "No, no, no what the fuck was that?"
Person 3: "It's a Phantom Hieves Moment."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Don't worry about it."
Person 2: "...What?"
Person 1: "So as I was saying about the game..."
Person 2: "No, no, no what the fuck was that?"
Person 3: "It's a Phantom Hieves Moment."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Don't worry about it."
by joker persona 5.2 March 18, 2022
