booty pants

Tiny little shorts that are so short that they cause the ho's ass to hang out. See also bootylicious

Check out the ho over there in her booty pants.

booty pants by Crumbfish November 7, 2003

tell it to my pants pockets 

A term that means that you're going to have to show me some money if you want me to do a favor for you. Used to elicit a bribe.

Jesse Jackson, Jr: "Governor Blagojevich, as you can see, I am by far the most qualified candidate to replace President-elect Obama in the U.S. Senate. I hope you will make the right decision."
Rod Blagojevich: "Yeah yeah whatever. Tell it to my pants pockets!"

tell it to my pants pockets by Nicholas D January 22, 2009

jizz in my pants 

An short for SNL that was created by the comedy group, The Lonely Island.

It accompanies the first single from Incredibad and centers on the fact that Andy Samberg and Jorma Taccone prematurely

ejaculate throughout the song.

"Jizz in My Pants" is epic win. I need to watch it at least once a day.

jizz in my pants by BloodyWind December 20, 2008

stretched pants 

When a male gets hard/erection and it's starts to poke out on the side of one of his legs.

Dude, get rid of them stretched pants, i dont wanna see it
but i bet she does.

stretched pants by Taylor... November 14, 2005

Oyster Pants 

n. v. The unintened result of eceeding ones threshold of arousal whereby leaving ejaculant in ones pants.

After Luke and Brian were touching ech other ever so gently, Luke walked away with oyster pants.

Oyster Pants by afrizbie January 23, 2012

Shirts/Pants

Referring to whether someone's a top or bottom in a homosexual relationship.

NOT the same as "who wears the pants in the relationship"

Alyx: I wear shirts/pants
Amy: uh-huh...
Alyx: But I'm in the market for pants atm
Amy: gootcha

Shirts/Pants by Grooaci June 4, 2020

pumpkin in pants 

A large bulge of fatty tissue below the belt line and above the crotch. A large enough bulge will cause a fully expanded pair of pleated slacks to closely resemble a pumpkin.

Embarassingly, the mans pumpkin in pants toppled his iced mocha when he stood up from the table.

pumpkin in pants by T'ardstrong January 29, 2008