Onion

Saddest little crap in the world. They make you cry and they say goodbye. They tell a lie and hurt you.

A : **cuts onion**

B : Sent that little crap outta here.

by JayZ420 July 11, 2020

Onion wazoo

Big round stinky ass

Damn! Whered u get that onion wazoo !!!

by Uneducatedmess666 March 20, 2018

Onion

An Onion, quiet when you peel it,

“I’m a god damn onion Mason”

by Nichies December 14, 2020

stank onion

a conversation that doesn't actually end, but dies from a lack of cohesiveness

person a:
why is he in a garbage bin?
person b:
the blue bin represents osama bin laden
person a:
why does he reach around the first time to take out his eyes, but not to put them back?
person b:
the fruits nearby convey a sense of rotten nature, our own rotten nature
that the internal hands then lead us to by placing the eyes INSIDE the bin
person a:
why does he put them back at all if he doesn't want to see anymore?
person b:
so the bin is laden with eyes
person c:
And the wheel represents mankind's instinctive drive towards progress
person a:
at first i was like "bin laden... weak"
but now
person b:
it is a soup ad, actually
I think we found the subject of our first song...
person c:
Soup?
person a:
no — Vancouver
person c:
I think the ad worked
person a:
is there a name for a conversation that doesn't really end, it just dies from lack of cohesiveness?
person b:
stank onion

by dankorstank May 11, 2016

Onion bhaji

When you are covered in lube, playing twister in an orgy.

Oh damn last night was a proper mad one, dave and Adam were getting onion bhajied.

by Plasticnappy February 28, 2022

Mothahs Onion

Your Mothahs cooch.

Your Mothahs onion is very smelly and is rancid in smell.

by anonymous April 6, 2022

onion

America’s Finest News Source.

I read on The Onion that a boy died while playing Subway Surfers in real life.

by WhereDidTheAvailableNamesGo July 25, 2022