onion dealer

A person who is so hard they make your eyes water. Often a large bloke who could be described as a meathead or pickler. Not to be messed with in case of serious repercussions. Generally not particularly intelligent, empathetic, jovial or gregarious, but not to be fucked with!

Did you see that bloke standing at the bar with that bit of blonde gash? What an onion dealer!

by British Gash September 6, 2015

Onion log

A short skinny person who sleeps like a log

I'm so fat! I can hardly sleep anymore

Nono no your an onion log

by Thatonegirlwhohefellinlovewith August 20, 2016

Farting in the onion patch

The act of sticking a soft penis into thrir parters asshole snd having thrir partner fart until the penis gets hard

Dude what stinks, sorry i was just farting in the onion patch

by Im golf August 26, 2016

Spring Onion

A named used for the trashiest of anime trash weebs you will ever meet.

amazing and derpy and wonderful weebs.

person 1: do they like anime?
person2: have you met them?? such a spring onion!

by flamingpancakes& October 11, 2016

Feisty onion

When someone is being a tad cheeky and making you cry. These are people who are many layered in their levels of meanness and pettiness

Well damn she's being a feisty onion today . We should just call her that permanently

by Priprixx December 11, 2016

Onion

A perfectly rounded ass.

"Dat onion booty so nice, it makes me wanna cry"

by ChicfromtheD December 28, 2015

onioneous

food, or other material, that has an extremely strong odor or flavor of onions.

I can smell that from here! That spinach flatbread is onioneous!

by Sharkbit76 November 17, 2018