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Dick brain

When a girl has sex and she goes stupid over the guys dick
Man the girl I fucked last night had such bad dick brain
by May420 July 9, 2019
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Brain Butcher

A relentless maths teacher that overestimates everyone and imposes her beliefs on the students’ brains, therefore butchering them.
Dave: “What’s up, Darren- OH GOD! WHAT IS THAT, A FOREHEAD HERNIA-!?”
Darren: “No, Mr. Biggshoson brain butchered my brain this maths lesson.”
Dave: “how does one do such a horrible thing...?”
Darren: “He gave us 10 extra questions do finish off before the lesson. If we didn’t, then detentions galore.”
Dave: “oh”
by adopt a toblerone October 19, 2019
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brain balling

I'm just brain balling here but I think it's a good idea.
by unizebra September 10, 2020
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ball brain

When you squeeze your nut sack and your testicles come up together and they look like a brain
by That Asian Bat Wing May 20, 2014
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Beef-Brain

A chronic condition in which the patient's brain is slowly replaced with ground beef, there is no known cure and it is terminal 94% of the time. Common symptoms include loss of mental faculties, making absolutely stupid claims on twitter and twitch chats, and investing thousands of dollars in ugly pictures of primates thinking they are worth something.
Person 1: NFT's are the future of money!
Person 2: do you have fucking beef-brain?
by ZeroGToaster February 16, 2022
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brain job

when your gf/bf covers your nose with their mouth and blows up your nostrils giving you a weird tingly feeling in your head
I was making out with my boyfriend when he decided to give me a brain job. he is so weird
by suckmyash September 5, 2015
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relaxed brain

Someone that speaks with an Italian american accent
by Trini A September 18, 2020
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