Official thot

Someone who does pornographic shoutouts on Instagram in attempt to gain more followers

Official thot: BABY ARE YOU LONELY AND HORNY ? 😏 WELL, I GATHERED ALL THESE FREAKY GIRLS TO HELP YOU OUT 🔥😍 WANT TO BE IN A FREAKY KIK CHAT WITH THE FREAKIEST GIRLS ON IG ? 🔥😍

FIRST , YOU MUST FOLLOW ALL OF THEM BELOW TO SEE SOME ACTION ? 👅💦

👇👇👇👇👇👇
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Terry: what an official th0t

Official thot: I was hacked bye

by TruthTeller3000 June 25, 2014

post officer

an employee of the United States Postal Service

Oi chungo! you a Post Officer?

by Pesta Mesta December 30, 2018

office space

(v. followed by an object) to obliterate an inanimate object of your frustration for its failure to work. Based on the film Office Space.

I office spaced my DVD player when it didn't work anymore.

I like to office space things when I cannot stand them anymore.

by Ereck Flowers April 7, 2011

Beat Office

To seek personal sexual gratification in the workplace

My boss is stressing me out, but I'll feel better once I go beat office.

by Ollie Tabooger_42 July 15, 2011

officer friendly

the name of the police officer who unjustly beat, arrested, or even killed someone. Made famous by Jello Biafra and punk bands like leftover crack

We were just leaving the show when officer friendly beat me across the head with his billy club.

by EVC June 28, 2007

Police Officer

1. The people with the shiny badge and gun.

2. People that put up all that yellow tape.

3. People that shove you away when you try to see whats happening on the other side of the yellow tape.

4. People that yell at you for no good reason and make you
feel bad.

5. People you run from when you did something wrong or something that will make them mad.

Bob: Look its a police officer
Jimmy: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Jimmy: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week.

by $LAYER November 17, 2005

loan officer

I great guy who gets screwed by jackass customers over 500 dollar fees, which he gets half of in commision and no base salary. Real estate Agents hate them. See Real Estate Agents for complete rant about how much peices of crap they are.

I, Mr loan officer, made 300 bucks and forgot to charge the fee, and customer told me to go to hell and laughed. All this after a months worth of work.

by Hot redhead July 29, 2007