Sassage Pants

When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.

In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck

by Beautyblood August 23, 2010

Shared Pants

When you're budget is so tight, you have to resort to sharing pants with your spouse

John and Mary are so broke, they decided it was a shared pants situation if they were going to save for a new toaster

by The Pensionator July 30, 2017

conch pants

Pants that ride high up the anus during a sporting event such as the high jump. commonly seen during sports days worn by the kid whose mum still buys him y fronts for 7 year olds

Example A
'harry granger has conch pants today!'
Example B
Person A 'Ha look at Ismail'
Person B 'Yeah he has conch pants'

by Jason Stanel February 11, 2008

take it in the pants

When you need to crap so bad that you know your not going to make it to the bathroom. So you just decide to "take it in the pants"

"Lordy, the bathroom is closed. I quess I will just have to take it in the pants ".

by Captain Breed April 12, 2017

Thanksgiving pants

When you shit your pants after thanksgiving giving dinner

I think I have thanksgiving pants

by Bj.noggy February 15, 2017

cody no pants

is person that doesnt wear pants and just walks/skates around in his or david jensens boxers. also doesnt stop touching you even when you flip out on him to stop.

thank god cody no pants isnt here

by emily arsenault August 29, 2007

crabby pants

Being in an irritable, grumpy mood.

"Jeez, who's wearing the crabby pants today?"
"Hey -- cheer up and take off the crabby pants."

by Panamax April 23, 2006