Pants money

An amount of cash totaling 5 or more dollars that is lost without noticing and found much later in a pocket of a long-unworn item of clothing. Pants money is like a gift from your past self to your future self.

"I thought I was going to be broke until payday, but I found 50 bucks in pants money in my old jeans!"

by MedeaDemonblood August 25, 2011

Absent Money

Noun describing a lack of money, and/or state of debt.

Jack: Hey man, want to go downtown and buy some CDs?
Sherman: Aw, sorry man, I can't. I have so much absent money it's not even laughable.

by hindenburg II March 21, 2010

Money-pacquiaoing

Someone who spends well above their pay class

Did you see that Panerai on Sam's wrist? Didn't he just land his first job at the zoo a few weeks ago? He's clearly money-pacquiaoing it!

by WCKK April 30, 2015

Sneeze Money

Noun: Money owed to a person who has said "God bless you" more than three times in a row to a person who is sneezing. The first three "God Bless You" sneezes are free, any additional "God bless you" statements in response to another sneeze are paid in $5 increments.

Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you, that's $5 in sneeze money that you now owe me."

by guysm1ley April 17, 2023

money damp

When you don't classify as extremely rich but have enough money to be a bawler!

I ain't no millionaire but my money damp so I still get what I want!

by Kuurt July 22, 2016

smoking money

When you smoke expensive weed or an expensive cigar.

I got this top shelf weed and tonight were smoking money!

by Cannajin May 23, 2020

money puller

someone who hustles money from you anyway possible

Tyrese is a money puller don't, talk to him.

by ethhan February 24, 2017