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Gentleman never tells

When one of the boys wont tell what kind of erotic things he has done with a girl the night before
Guy 1: Bro what did u and that female do in the bedroom last night?

Guy 2: Gentleman never tells🤫
by Kabruhh November 28, 2021
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ur mom ur dad the one u never had

the only thing worse than every thing else
maisy:ur mom

daisy:ur dad

maisy:the one u never had

*instant death for daisy*

useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had
by mc crispy May 17, 2025
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Never ✌️ and luv ❤️

An expression one should use when one wishes to express that they will respectfully not be complying.
Sis: Bro stop sending me links to fugged up Instagram reels
Bro: Never ✌️ and luv ❤️
by Ligma Sig Malone April 28, 2024
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Never Gonna Give You Up

It's known as a meme made by a singer rick Asstley and has been a hit meme which is "YoU hAvE bEeN RiCkRoLlEd"
so yeah you fucking got rickrolled too
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I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
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assuming is bad you should never assume

“Hey man it’s probably gonna rain”
Assuming is bad you should never assume”
“Oh sorry man do you forgive me?”
by YourSmallWiener October 16, 2022
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