Murphy's Law of Snoring

"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."

Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..

by QuacksO September 29, 2019

Murph

It is used as a slang for "I love you", but only between Zak and Kodie.

Sweet dreams baby. Murph!

by Zak+Kodie November 3, 2019

Murphy

Murphy, most likely Asian. a sweet, intelligent man and nice. He is super cute, and cool. He's popular and will always try to make other people successful. He's a great friend, and if you experience being friends with him, you are a lucky person! He will brighten your day with his bright smile. He will always defend you. He's also a very great artist!

Murphy is a great artist.

by MicroMico November 19, 2019

morphan

A youngster whose parents are actually still living, but who abruptly "changes" into claiming that he's a parentless child just to get sympathy and/or benefits/perks that he's not entitled to.

Ex-prez Nobama fed us all such a sketchy and muddled birth-certificate story that it's almost like he turned morphan on us.

by QuacksO November 29, 2019

Murphy

A pet neck warmer, usually made of fleece or other soft flexible fabric. A Murphy is designed in a tube like fashion to sit comfortably around a pets neck.

Most often used for warmth, pet Murphies can also be used to calm anxious pets as they create a feeling of warmth and security.

“Honey, Don’t forget to slip on Fido’ s Murphy when you take him out to potty”

by Sunshine Daze December 1, 2019

Murphy Law

Murphy's law dictates that all can go wrong eventually will.

Julie is such a living representation of Murphy law.

by fxlesaint December 2, 2019

Murph

To sneak a shot at the bar while your significant other is in the bathroom

When my wife went to pee, I Murphed a shot with the bartender.

by Jplate0308 December 5, 2019