Fuck man, why'd you buy a bunch of monkey blow?
DUDE! I GOT SO WASTED ON MONKEY BLOW LAST NIGHT! So what if it took 200 lines?
DUDE! I GOT SO WASTED ON MONKEY BLOW LAST NIGHT! So what if it took 200 lines?
by Sawao Yamanaka March 30, 2006
A really underground band that your mate might tel, you about at the bus stop after school. But their like really underground like nobody has heard of them at all. If you meet someone who’s heard of them that’s like winning the lottery
by TommyT-Babay!!!! May 24, 2021
by lord frumpaloofcanchanpachanpow October 22, 2005
Peter Griffin: "RANDY FULLMAN?! I'm here to beat the crap out of you!"
Randy: "You can't peter, I have MS!'
Peter: "You hear that Chris? This guy has a monkey scrotum and he's bragging about it!'
Randy: "You can't peter, I have MS!'
Peter: "You hear that Chris? This guy has a monkey scrotum and he's bragging about it!'
by usefbishara March 24, 2008
(n) 1. a person who gains sexual pleasure from getting defecated upon.
2. a person who enjoys eating faeces.
2. a person who enjoys eating faeces.
Bob: Dude, that chick I fucked last night wanted me to shit on her.
Pete: Ha! You picked up a scat monkey.
Pete: Ha! You picked up a scat monkey.
by Twisted_Colour April 19, 2009
Someone who is not focused when they should be, very scatter brained when they should be cool calm and collected.
Imagine bringing a monkey to church.
Imagine bringing a monkey to church.
George drove from dealership to dealership like an excited little church monkey, instead of taking time to update his notes.
by NLMRSD September 20, 2013
(Noun) Used to describe any unidentifiable substance or substances which have a loose likeness to man fat.
1. Has someone covered the lemon drizzle cake with monkey smile?
2. I was up all night making that monkey smile.
2. I was up all night making that monkey smile.
by Fatkid_13 October 07, 2021