Banana Milkshake

When your partner pisses in your pussy after creaming in it. For extra points you can stick your tongue in their pussy and wiggle it around like a blender.

Have you ever had a banana milk shake?

Omg I thought you’d never ask, last night Alvin gave me the greatest banana milkshake of my entire life time
Oh... I meant like the ice cream drink...

by Fatbananamilkshakewoman November 10, 2020

Self Milkshake

To put one's legs behind their head and masturbate until they ejaculate into their own mouth.

"Man, I can't get any girls tonight."
"Looks like you're in for a self milkshake tonight!"

by Kitchen Stove June 20, 2017

Chocolate Milkshake

A blow job in which the person receiving the blow job is Dark Complexion.

I had the best chocolate Milkshake last night

by Chocolategirl89 April 1, 2019

Kentucky Milkshake

When you take a tube of 6 inches in diameter and place it in someones asshole and put in as many ingredients as you want in there asshole and eat it with a spoon

Marcus: Yo bro how was your date last week?

You: Yeah it was good I made a Kentucky Milkshake on her

by Urban Man1021 January 17, 2025

Bathtub Milkshake

When You Drink Bath Water (Intentionally or Unintentionally)

My Brother Had a Bathtub Milkshake Last Night

by PuppyDogs&Weezer March 22, 2023

Mitjo Milkshake

The act of when you piss, shit, and ejaculate in someone named Mitjo's ass, then proceeding to ass fuck them until its all mixed. Then letting him shit out the residue and serve it in a frosty cold glass.

Tony: Dude I pulled a crazy prank on Paul last night... I went into the bedroom with his boyfriend Mitjo last night to make a Mitjo Milkshake and forced him to drink it.

by gu.gusu69 April 4, 2024

Rancid Milkshake

Going down on a girl with a yeast infection, or worse, a girl with a yeast infection turns out to be a squirter.

Straw is optional.

I had a rancid milkshake last night.

by DeepFriedFrog'sLegs October 22, 2014