Mega-Midget

Someone who is unattractively short.

"Have you seen Todd? He's a Mega-Midget."

by Person Man the 3rd April 28, 2020

midget

The world's shortest guy in the world, and he also is a karate master, so never mess with the midget

Its the midget!
NOOOOOOOOOO I NEED TO RUN BEFORE THE MIDGET ATTACKS ME

by lololololololololololLOL April 13, 2023

curb midget

Midget prostitute

When I pick up hookers, I prefer curb midgets.

by Tickle me blue balls June 4, 2022

midget in the oven

when a midget gives a rimjob to a woman with abnormaly large ass cheeks, and gets gets stuck.

Did you hear kim kardashian got a midget in the oven?

by Antisepticeye&Darkiplier August 10, 2017

midget shower

When a midget stands over top of you and squirts onto your face.

A little person was in the mood and gave me a midget shower.

by ThyBeanster January 29, 2023

midget

as my dad says, "they should be kept as pets to settle disputes"

My midget is all powerful compared to Jeremy's! Prove It!

by PeopleWhoHatePeople December 21, 2019

Feisty Midget

Amber alert aka EV

Did you see that feisty midget she was crazy

by Gyroside July 26, 2021