Wrestling the Midget

slang for male masterbation (jerking off, beating the bishop, roughing up the suspect, shaking hands with the governor, etc.)

Man 1: Hey, did you bang that girl you went out with last night?

Man 2: Oh yeah.

Man 1: What happened?

Man 2: After dinner, we went back to my place. After a few drinks, I figured she was good to go. So I whipped my dick out and started wrestling the midget right in fromt of her.

Man 1: What did she do?

Man 2: She got turned on, started flicking her bean and the rest is history.

Man 1: (Nodding with approval) Nice...

by dcf68 June 26, 2006

midgetous

exceptional, very, incredible, ridiculous, awesome, extreme

1)wow, dude! that building is midgetously huge!

by cannibalism is good :) October 11, 2003

Midgettits

Someone who is very short, fat, and with big breasticles

Dude, look at that Midgettits over there. ~Dar

by Damadar July 17, 2006

Midget

A small,subspecies of humans. Well known for being short
They often get called other things as well, such as little people, ompa lompa or isabell

Omg you are such a midget right now

by cotchroacker1984 May 12, 2014

midgit

someone by the name of "Anson" is usually referred to as a midget.

Anson is a midgit

by JustEthanHere November 17, 2019

midgetry

To be small, petty, envious or jealous. To act like a child.

I accuse you of practicing midgetry!

by wkb October 5, 2007

midge

Mother of the Fridge, as
Mother, Fridge
Midge

Already done

by Anonymous March 13, 2003