mexican superman

Mexican superman is Mexican man that mows your lawn, rakes your lard, takes your trash out, all the typical Mexican shit, etc. He is basically superman except Mexican. Surprisingly he is not poorer than regular super man despite being way shittier and way more Mexican than super man. Instead of kryptonite being his weakness Mexican Superman weakness is paying taxes.

Rafael Rivas is a Mexican Superman. I keep him down by making pay my taxes.

by PhillipD33zNutZ April 25, 2020

mexican strength

A phrase to describe a skinny Hispanic or Latin American person who has a lot more strength then they look.

Coach Peachy: Can I have some of yall take this stuff back to the gym.
Students: Yes Coach!
Paula: *Picks up the heaviest equipment like its nothin*
Coach Cool: Damn look at Paula Go!

Coach Arrow: Must be that Mexican Strength.

by kavinesh January 22, 2019

Mexican Faceclap

When a man nuts into his hand then proceeds to slap someone in the face.

Guy #1 "..then she walked out on me when I gave her the Mexican Faceclap."

Guy #2 "That sucks Foo."

by Rebelyell2nightboiz January 27, 2019

Mexican Bukakie

When you get a group of hermanos and you all blow your load on her face.

"Aye Jose that Mexican Bukakie we had last night was fire."

by Everyb0dy November 14, 2018

mexican coyote

A sexual act in which one individual packs as many digits, feet, and/or objects as possible into another individuals orifices.

Wow...Jeff really packed my vagina like a Mexican coyote last night. He even got the soap dispenser in there.

by Wonka1234 November 20, 2015

Mexican Cookie

A chocolate chip with salsa on it. - Brenda Schaub 2022

I thought a Mexican cookie was chocolate chip with salsa on it

by Spud Davidson June 24, 2022

Mexican Refreshment

When you aim a straw at someone, and fart into the straw with extreme force, usually into one's mouth.

Dan fell asleep at 11:00, so we gave him a good ol' mexican refreshment.

by A Black Male July 07, 2011