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Mexican waterfall

When one has to use the toilet and has extremely liquified diarrhea, to the point where all the liquid shit flows out of ones anus, as a waterfall. This action usually occurs after one has had particularly bad Mexican food, or just eats very unhealthily
Person 1: “how was your day, bro?”
Person 2: “ awful. It was going pretty good, but when I went to take a shit, I had a Mexican waterfall instead! I haven’t been able to walk normally all day after that!”
by The crap meister August 10, 2018
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Mexican Smoothie

When you eat out a Mexican girl on her period.
“Yo dude, last night this girl I hooked up with was on her period but I had myself a good old Mexican Smoothie.”
by TigerWoods June 1, 2020
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Mexican Pipeline

Like the Alaskan Pipeline, one puts beans in a condom and freezes it. Once frozen, it is used as a dildo.
Me: Yo, I’m gonna make an Mexican Pipeline to pound my girl’s ass later.
Carlos: Sweet bro.
by ColoredWaxStick June 6, 2019
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mexican superman

Mexican superman is Mexican man that mows your lawn, rakes your lard, takes your trash out, all the typical Mexican shit, etc. He is basically superman except Mexican. Surprisingly he is not poorer than regular super man despite being way shittier and way more Mexican than super man. Instead of kryptonite being his weakness Mexican Superman weakness is paying taxes.
Rafael Rivas is a Mexican Superman. I keep him down by making pay my taxes.
by PhillipD33zNutZ April 24, 2020
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Mexican Slinky

When too much Tequila is embibed by an individual causing erectile failure
Sorry baby, I drank too much tequila and I've got myself a Mexican Slinky.
by Amesjanderson November 7, 2014
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Mexican Refreshment

When you aim a straw at someone, and fart into the straw with extreme force, usually into one's mouth.
Dan fell asleep at 11:00, so we gave him a good ol' mexican refreshment.
by A Black Male July 7, 2011
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Mexican miles

The miles available on your vehicle after the needle is on empty
We’re on empty but we have enough Mexican miles left to make it to the store
by TheLeeSauce December 26, 2019
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