Butt Monster

An oversized 'butt plug'. See 'Butt Plug'

You, me, the Butt Monster. Saturday night. Be prepared

by MKULTRA August 8, 2013

monster of the month

Usually reffering to the ''whore of the month''; the girls EVERYONE'S fucking.

James: Hey look, its Mary.
Jessica: She's the Monster of the Month. Fucked her twice.

by heatherrrrr. June 18, 2008

body monster

A woman with a gorgeous, ridiculously well-proportioned, lean and voluptuous body.

Wow. Did you go to the Penn relays track meet last week? Almost every female athlete was a body monster. Like Jessica Rabbit come to life.

by K-butta August 4, 2011

Monster Pounce

When one owns another in any way shape or form.

WOW! You guys just got Monster Pounced!

by SuitabIe December 8, 2010

Monster Zero

The Planet X code name for the alien monster, King Ghidorah.

On Planet X, everything has a number. King Ghidorah is Monster Zero. (the quote from the movie is actually "number zero", but I had the use the phrase "Monster Zero" in the example, so there you go)

by NickJownz March 13, 2009

Monster crap

When somone takes the most humongous shit in a public toilet and there is no paper on top so you know they didn't wipe

Fuck, somone took the biggest Monster crap in the school toilet.

by Cooncheese May 14, 2017

Monster Muff

shaved beaver that has grown back twice as thick

Pats momma has a monster muff, It's like the jungle in nam!!

by 2fast4u May 3, 2006